Peeing Statues

Have you noticed how statues always seem so…stiff? Well, the Peeing Statues in Prague definitely break that mold. These two bronze figures, created by the ever-provocative Czech sculptor David Černý, are anything but static. They’re peeing! The Peeing Statues, officially known as “Piss” or “Čůrající postavy”, stand proudly (or perhaps shamelessly) in front of the Franz Kafka Museum. They’re not just relieving themselves though; they’re writing. The stream of water from their, shall we say, appendages is carefully controlled. With rotating pelvises and wiggling, well, you get the picture, they inscribe words onto the water’s surface in the fountain basin. This basin, by the way, is shaped like a map of the Czech Republic. A subtle nod to national pride, or perhaps a cheeky jab at Czech politics? Černý, as always, leaves the interpretation up to you. And here’s the interactive part. You can actually control the Peeing Statues. Send an SMS to their official phone number (+420 724 370 770), and they’ll write your message in the water. Think of it as a very public, very unique way to leave your mark on Prague. Some find it amusing, others find it crude, but no one can deny that the Peeing Statues are a quintessential example of Černý’s provocative style. They are a conversation starter, a symbol of Czech humor, and a testament to the fact that art can be found even in the most unexpected places. So, next time you’re in Prague, don’t just admire the historic architecture and charming bridges. Take a moment to appreciate the Peeing Statues, those irreverent bronze figures who remind us that even the most serious of subjects can be approached with a touch of humor.