Feel the spray on your face. That’s Thunder Canyon. A wild river ride at Valleyfair. It’s not just a ride. It’s an adventure.
Picture this You’re strapped into a raft with your family. You’re about to plunge into a million gallons of churning water. The roar of the rapids is deafening. The water is cold. It’s invigorating. Thunder Canyon is known for being exceptionally wet. So prepare to get soaked.
This isn’t your average lazy river. Thunder Canyon is 1600 feet of heart-stopping drops and unexpected twists. The course is designed to maximize the chaos. It’s a thrilling experience. They use powerful pumps. These pumps generate a relentless current. It moves at 112000 gallons per minute. The ride’s backdrop isn’t hidden. It’s a dramatic million-gallon water reservoir.
There are even people stationed along the course. They’re armed with water soakers. They add to the fun. They’ll soak anyone who escapes the river relatively dry. The ride operates from Memorial Day weekend until Labor Day. It’s the perfect way to cool down on a hot Minnesota summer day.
But be warned. Thunder Canyon isn’t for the faint of heart. You’ll get drenched. Boats bump. The rapids are unpredictable. You’ll be at the mercy of the current. It’s part of the fun. A shared seatbelt secures everyone in the raft. There is a minimum height requirement of 46 inches. You need three functioning limbs to ride. Some exceptions apply for those with amputations below the knee. Those with neck braces or broken collar bones can’t ride.
After your exhilarating journey down Thunder Canyon. You’ll step out refreshed and invigorated. You’ll be ready for another adventure. You’ll be laughing. You’ll be sharing stories. You’ll be planning your return trip to Thunder Canyon. You’ll know you experienced something truly unique. A wild ride you won’t soon forget. It’s more than a ride. It’s a memory.